-John F. Kennedy
2.“140 characters ought to be enough for anybody..”
-Bill Gates
3.“Hey, you! Get off of my twitter.”
-Mick Jagger
4.“You can stand under my twitter, twitter, twitter.”
-Rihanna
5.“The answer my friend, is twittering in the wind.”
-Bob Dylan
6.“My waking thoughts are all of twitter.”
-Napoleon
7.“Happiness is a warm twitter.”
-John Lennon
8.“There is nothing either good or bad but twittering makes it so.”
-William Shakespeare
9.“You should be retweeted and often and by someone who knows how.”
-Clark Gable
10.“I twitter my painting, and then I paint my twitter.”
-Vincent Van Gogh
11.“The Milky Way is nothing else but a mass of innumerable consonants planted together in twitterations.”
-Galileo Galilei
12.“It is true that twitter is precious—so precious that it must be rationed.”
-Vladimir Lenin
13.“Do not the most moving moments of our lives find us all with only 140 characters?”
-Marcel Marceau
14.“How tweet it is to be loved by you.”
-James Taylor
15.“There is no cure for twitter.”
-Dorothy Parker
16.“I still haven’t found what I’m twittering for.”
-Bono
17.“To err is human, to twitter is divine.”
-Alexander Pope
18.“Mankind naturally and generally loved to be twittered.”
-Benjamin Franklin
19.Men’s natures are alike; it is their twitters that separate them.”
-Confucious
20.“I think I’m an alright twitterer.”
-Todd Snider
21.“I type 140 characters a SECOND. But it’s in my own language.”
-Mitch Hedberg
22.“My intention was not to fascinate the world with my twitter.”
-Mike Tyson
23.“I think, at a child’s birth, if a mother could ask a fairy godmother to endow it with the most useful gift, that gift would be Twitter.”
-Eleanor Roosevelt
24.“During my service in the United States Congress, I took the initiative in creating Twitter.”
-Al Gore
25.“Listen, everyone is entitled to my twitter.”
-Madonna
26.“I know how hard it is to put food on your twitter.”
-George W. Bush
27.“The only thing to twitter about is twittering itself.”
-Franklin Delano Roosevelt
28.“I’m tired of twittering.”
-Harry Houdini
29.“You are what you tweet”
-Dr. Victor Hugo Lindlahr
30.“I tweet, therefore I am”
-Rene Descartes
31.“Twitter is mankind’s greatest blessing”.
-Mark Twain
32.“Twitter is reason gone mad.
-Groucho Marx
33.“Tweer is just another defense against the universe
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